Brat
The scent hits you before you even climb the stairs - wood smoke and charred fish mingling in the air of this former strip club turned Michelin-starred sensation. Brat's open-fire kitchen dominates the wood-paneled dining room, where chefs work over flames like culinary blacksmiths. The whole turbot for £85 arrives dramatically smoke-kissed, meant for sharing between two people who trust each other completely. Tables squeeze together so tightly you'll overhear marriage proposals and business deals, but that's part of the convivial energy. The legendary burnt onion butter bread arrives warm and sets the stage for everything that follows. Service can wobble under pressure, but when those flames are dancing and the room fills with aromatic clouds, you understand why people book weeks ahead for this theatrical dining experience.
What's Great
✓ Michelin-starred wood-fire cooking creates genuinely unique flavors
✓ Theatrical open kitchen provides dinner entertainment
Keep in Mind
× Tables are so close together that private conversations become impossible

Christoff's Tip:
Book 5:30pm Tuesday slot for optimal lighting and try the legendary burnt onion butter bread first


