Metropolis Review - london Nightclubs | Christoff

Metropolis: East London's Five-Floor Warehouse Beast with a Rooftop Beach

Where industrial grit meets literal sand and LGBTQ+ safe space energy

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Atmosphere & Ambiance

Metropolis embodies East London's underground warehouse club aesthetic with an energy level that hits 9.5 out of 10. The raw industrial setting gets elevated by neon-lit rooms that create an almost dystopian playground vibe. What sets this place apart is its chameleon-like nature - Tuesday through Friday, it operates as strip-club entertainment across multiple lounges, but Saturdays see a complete transformation into high-energy dance floors spinning house, disco, dirty pop, and club classics until 4am. The rooftop terrace with its beach bar isn't just marketing speak - they've genuinely imported 5 tons of sand to create an incongruous seaside escape above the East London streets. As an LGBTQ+ safe space, the venue maintains an inclusive energy that's palpable throughout all five floors. The sophistication score sits at a deliberately low 3.5, but that's precisely the point - this isn't about refined elegance, it's about authentic, unpretentious warehouse club culture.

Food & Drink

The drinks programme focuses on signature cocktails including the Metropolis Mule and Neon Dream, alongside standard beers and wines. With mid-range pricing and a price level of 2 out of 4, you're not looking at budget territory but it won't bankrupt you either. The rooftop beach bar serves as the perfect respite when the main floors get overwhelming, offering a completely different drinking environment. However, some guests have noted unclear VIP pricing structure, which can be frustrating when you're trying to plan your night's budget. The venue's focus is clearly on the experience rather than an extensive beverage programme, but the signature cocktails do add a nice touch to the themed nights.

Service & Experience

The venue receives praise for its friendly security staff, which is crucial given the 600-person capacity and the potential for things to get quite intense. The inclusive diversity ethos extends to staff interactions, creating a welcoming environment that aligns with the LGBTQ+ safe space positioning. However, the venue does suffer from potential overcrowding issues, particularly on busy Saturday nights, which can impact the overall service experience when staff are stretched thin across five floors.

Insider Tips

Best Time to Visit

Arrive at 10pm sharp for Saturday club nights - any later and you'll face lengthy queues. The venue operates Tuesday through Saturday from 4pm to 4am, with different programming throughout the week. Avoid peak Saturday times if you're not prepared for serious crowds.

What to Focus On

Try the signature Metropolis Mule or Neon Dream cocktails to get the full themed experience. The rooftop beach bar offers a different drinking environment from the main floors.

Christoff's Insider Tips

Use the rooftop beach bar as your respawn point when the main floor gets too intense - it's a completely different energy up thereEntry ranges £5-£15 on Saturdays, which is reasonable for East London warehouse clubsThe venue offers private hire from £200 with fully equipped sound system and lighting rig for corporate events, product launches, fashion shows, and art exhibitions

The Final Verdict

Metropolis succeeds as an authentic East London warehouse club experience that doesn't try to be anything other than what it is. The five-floor layout provides genuine variety, from neon-lit dance floors to that genuinely unique rooftop beach bar. Yes, it gets uncomfortably crowded and the VIP pricing lacks transparency, but the inclusive energy, themed nights, and sheer uniqueness factor (8.5 out of 10) make it a standout in London's nightclub scene. Located just 0.4 miles from Bethnal Green station near Brick Lane and Shoreditch, it's perfectly positioned for an East London night out. The venue's versatility extends beyond clubbing with its private hire capabilities, making it more than just a weekend destination.

Christoff's Rating:

7.2/10

Perfect For:

LGBTQ+ clubbers seeking a genuine safe spaceHouse and disco enthusiasts who appreciate authentic warehouse settingsGroups wanting a unique multi-floor experience with rooftop beach novelty

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Metropolis: East London's Five-Floor Warehouse Beast with a Rooftop Beach

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