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Call Me Mr Lucky: London's Most Theatrical Hidden Speakeasy

Where secret fridge doors meet wheel-of-fortune chaos in Southwark

My Honest Review

Atmosphere & Ambiance

The moment you utter the magic words 'I'm here to get lucky' and step through that fridge door, you're transported into a neon-lit basement that feels like a fever dream collision between a student union and a retro arcade. The graffiti-covered ceiling and paper lanterns create an deliberately chaotic aesthetic that somehow works brilliantly. This is dive bar territory with a sophistication score of just 3.5 out of 10, and they're absolutely leaning into it. The energy level hits a solid 7.8, creating that lively buzz without crossing into overwhelming chaos. What really sets the mood apart is the wheel-of-fortune element—there's something genuinely thrilling about spinning for free drinks that adds a layer of unpredictable fun to every visit. The intimate booth seating and cosy corners make it surprisingly date-night friendly despite the deliberately rough-around-the-edges aesthetic.

Food & Drink

The drinks menu is refreshingly tequila-heavy, featuring signature cocktails with wonderfully ridiculous names like Lucky Rostini, Raspberry Beret, and Trump's Toupee. At £8 for cocktails, £5 for beers, and £5.50 for wines, the pricing sits comfortably in moderate territory for London. The bar food leans into proper American comfort territory with buffalo wings, cheddar waffle bites, avocado fries, and loaded dishes that complement the dive bar aesthetic perfectly. While I can't speak to the execution quality, the menu clearly understands its audience—this is fuel for a proper night out rather than fine dining. The quirky shots available add to the playful atmosphere, and the wheel-of-fortune element means you might score free drinks if luck's on your side.

Service & Experience

The staff here seem to understand the assignment perfectly—this is a place that runs on cheeky, playful energy rather than polished professionalism. The very fact that they've maintained the theatrical entrance ritual shows attention to the experience details that matter. With loud cheesy music and a lively crowd atmosphere, the service style clearly matches the venue's personality. The happy hour pricing available Wednesday through Saturday suggests they're thinking about value for their student-friendly clientele, though specific service quality details aren't available from my visits.

Value for Money

For London standards, Call Me Mr Lucky delivers solid value with that crucial 'affordable-for-london' tag and budget-conscious approach. The pricing structure is reasonable—£8 cocktails won't break the bank, especially when there's potential for wheel-of-fortune freebies. The happy hour deals Wednesday through Saturday sweeten the proposition further. What you're really paying for here is the experience: that secret entrance moment, the theatrical basement setting, and the genuine uniqueness factor that scores an impressive 9.2 out of 10. The student-friendly pricing acknowledges its Southwark location near London Bridge, making it accessible without feeling cheap.

Insider Tips

Best Time to Visit

Currently open Wednesday through Saturday from 5pm to 1am, with Monday and Tuesday reserved for private hire only. The insider advice suggests rolling up at 5pm sharp to beat the queue and experience that fridge door moment before the crowds arrive.

What to Focus On

Given the tequila-heavy focus, lean into their signature cocktails—the Lucky Rostini, Raspberry Beret, and Trump's Toupee all sound worth trying. Don't skip the wheel-of-fortune opportunity for free drinks, and if you're hungry, the buffalo wings and cheddar waffle bites fit the American comfort food theme perfectly.

Christoff's Insider Tips

Remember the magic phrase 'I'm here to get lucky' for entry—without it, you're just staring at a fridge. The venue is just a 2-minute walk from London Bridge tube station, making it perfectly positioned for a Southwark bar crawl. Be aware that basement stairs mean no wheelchair access, and the space gets cramped when packed, so timing your visit matters.

The Final Verdict

Call Me Mr Lucky succeeds brilliantly at being exactly what it promises—a hidden speakeasy that doesn't take itself too seriously while delivering genuine entertainment value. The Smeg fridge entrance alone justifies a visit, but the neon-lit basement atmosphere and wheel-of-fortune chaos create something memorably London. Yes, it's deliberately dive-y with a low sophistication score, but that's entirely the point. The combination of secret entry, reasonable pricing, and theatrical elements creates an experience that scores highly on uniqueness and trendy factor. It's not trying to be the most refined bar in London—it's trying to be the most fun, and largely succeeds.

Christoff's Rating:

7.8/10

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couples looking for a quirky date night spotstudents wanting affordable drinks with entertainment valuegroups seeking a memorable pre-night-out experience

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